THE INTERNET'S MOST UNNECESSARY CORNER

Things that
didn't need to exist.

A collection of silly experiments, useless tools, questionable ideas and other things I decided to make.

Explore projects โ†“

THE COLLECTION

What have I made?

... pressed today.

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Useless Calculator

Calculate things nobody has ever needed to calculate.

Open calculator โ†’
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Pick-up Linesโ„ข

For when your social skills have completely left the building.

Get a Line โ†’
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Mystery Department

Investigate mysteries that probably shouldn't be investigated.

Investigate โ†’
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Random Thing Generator

Generate something completely unnecessary.

Generate something โ†’
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SideQuestsโ„ข

Stupid little missions for absolutely no reason.

Go on a sidequest โ†’
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Earth Reviewsโ„ข

The planet has been reviewed. Now it's your turn.

Review Earth โ†’
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Spend New Zealands GPDโ„ข

Show how financially responsible you are.

Spend GDP โ†’
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Eggโ„ข

Take care of an IMMORTAL egg. For absolutely no reason.

Care For Egg โ†’
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The Passwordโ„ข

Make a password. How hard could it be?

Make a Password โ†’
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The Bored Gameโ„ข

You've got nothing to do. We've got worse ideas.

Mum I'm Bored โ†’
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Shower Thought Genโ„ข

For when your brain decides to become philosophical for absolutely no reason.

Enter Philosophy โ†’
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Clickbait Title Generatorโ„ข

Turn your completely normal idea into something nobody can resist clicking.

Make It Clickbait โ†’
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???

Honestly, I don't know yet.

CLASSIFIED

What people are saying

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โ€œNoah.What got me a girlfriend.โ€

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โ€œI came here for 5 minutes. It has been 3 hours.โ€

โ€” Ethan
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โ€œNoah.What is a really good website, I'm somehow more bored now than before.โ€

โ€” Lincoln
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โ€œThe calculator told me I could outrun a goose. Life changing.โ€

โ€” Daniel
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โ€œI have learned absolutely nothing.โ€

โ€” Oliver
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โ€œI opened Noah.What instead of doing my homework. No regrets.โ€

โ€” Someoneโ€™s Mum
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โ€œI showed this to my dog. He hasn't looked at me the same since.โ€

โ€” Max
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โ€œ10/10. Completely useless.โ€

โ€” Google User
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โ€œNoah.What got me a girlfriend.โ€

โ€” Definitely not made up
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โ€œI came here for 5 minutes. It has been 3 hours.โ€

โ€” Ethan
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โ€œNoah.What is a really good website, I'm somehow more bored now than before.โ€

โ€” Lincoln
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โ€œThe calculator told me I could outrun a goose. Life changing.โ€

โ€” Daniel
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โ€œI have learned absolutely nothing.โ€

โ€” Oliver
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โ€œI opened Noah.What instead of doing my homework. No regrets.โ€

โ€” Someoneโ€™s Mum
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โ€œI showed this to my dog. He hasn't looked at me the same since.โ€

โ€” Max
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โ€œ10/10. Completely useless.โ€

โ€” Google User

ABOUT

Why does this exist?

It doesn't really need to. And that's kind of the point.